(41KB) You can't have a Tom Baker website without me telling a few jokes, that's what I always say.

So here they are. Enjoy!

All jokes made up, found or remembered from long ago by Mark Murphy unless otherwise stated

Knock knock... (36KB) Text contributed by Adrian Frith	My dog has no... (21KB)
Why did the Dalek... (25KB)	How many Daleks... (37KB)
Crap Dalek joke from School (19KB) Text contributed by Chris Hope	What goes bang thud... (75KB) Text contributed by Adrian Frith
How many Daleks... (45KB) Text contributed by Marian Mendez	Knock knock... (57KB) Text contributed by Barry Seddon
Topical joke involving former Serbian war criminal... (25KB)